We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
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That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
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MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
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