He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
that is very illegal...i love you.
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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