This girl is more easily done than said...
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
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NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
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Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
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