They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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