he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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