I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
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Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
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My Sexting was not on an AP level
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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