I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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