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You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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