jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
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