why didn't you poke me back
Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
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We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
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Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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