yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
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