I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
My fire has petered out without you
My Peter has fired out without you
That might be the most romantic thing you’ve said to me, unfortunately.
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