Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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