why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
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