Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
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