check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
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Farmville is her only friend.
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
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im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
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