i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
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Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
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UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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