I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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