What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
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I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
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I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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