How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
I didn't notice because vodka
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
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