laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
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because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
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I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
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