I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
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Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
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in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
Well guess who isn't a virgin anymore
guess who isnt wearing pants has a shaving cream beard and is afraid theres no cream cheese in the fridge
the answer to that last one was me. the answer to the first one is you, you sly dog
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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