i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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