we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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