Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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