Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
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