The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
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