Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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