Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
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