We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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