haha omg you stole $185 from a passed out drunk indian on your porch and called the ambulance??
savin' lives aint cheap
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see... this is why i put birth control in all my friends drinks
wait.... you do what?
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
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I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
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he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
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