I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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