i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
MIDGETS
????
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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