I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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