I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
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bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
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You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
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