I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
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no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
he laminated a picture of his dick.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
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We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
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