Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
Randomize
