Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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