Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
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