did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
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I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
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