What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
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