my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
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I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
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I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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