Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
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Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
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You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
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