Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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