Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
So apparently I’m into choking now
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