How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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