i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
Can you bring me the toilet please
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
Nobody cheats on THIS.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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