hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
nothing says happy birthday like half a tampon wrapped in someone else's hair on your shoulder.
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
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i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
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Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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