Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
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