yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
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just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
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sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
My butt remains clenched, sir.
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
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