Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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