a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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