Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
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I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
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IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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