i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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