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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
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