You're completely useless in the revolution.
Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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