Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
I need a sticker that says "It's no use hitting on me - I'm the plus one" Seriously, how do they think I got in in the 1st place?
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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