That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
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I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
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There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
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